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So at long last, we now have a designated area to highlight debatable or factually inaccurate song lyrics. For instance...

 

"Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon" - It most certainly does not, Vanessa.

 

"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time" - Yes there will, they even have ski resorts.

 

And so on and so forth. :hehe:

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^Not to mention the likelihood of Sudan or Somalia, plus great swathes of Ethiopia itself (the countries the single was raising money for), actually "knowing" it's Christmas time at all - being almost overwhelmingly Islamic...

Whilst you're in Africa though Michael* - how about Africa by Toto?

The wild dogs cry out in the night

As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do what's right

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

"Sure as" - although it's 200 miles away! :pinch:

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"There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing"-pretty sure there are more.

hahaha

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains" yes shakira... :huh:

"i would do anything for love. but i wont do that" - ohh so you wont do anything for love then :mellow:

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On 26/09/2012 at 3:34 PM, TheBaronOfFratton said:

Whilst you're in Africa though Michael* - how about Africa by Toto?

The wild dogs cry out in the night

As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do what's right

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

"Sure as" - although it's 200 miles away! :pinch:

 

I suppose it was easier to embellish the facts in an era pre-Google Maps. :laugh:

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On 26/09/2012 at 4:27 PM, Layla90 said:

"There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing"-pretty sure there are more.

 

To be fair to Katie Melua, she did eventually backtrack and record a factually accurate version of the song. :rofl:

 

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“This sex is on fire.” - no, not good. Chlamydia? Herpes?

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“If the light is off, then it isn’t on.” - well, it is, somewhere else but it is off in your head Hillary

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It's been so long since I last thought about this topic. :rofl: While I'm here, a few more...

 

“Thunder only happens when it's raining” - You shouldn't need to be a meteorologist to know that's not the case.
 
“We don’t need no education” - The double negative might suggest otherwise.
 
''All I need is the air that I breathe'' - Have a word with a dietician if you believe that.
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